big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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