HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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