it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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