In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize