I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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