i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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