when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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