I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
