oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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