Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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