Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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