Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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