Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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