normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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