Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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