help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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