Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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