Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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