Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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