I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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