I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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