i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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