508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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