soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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