Who did Billy Mays play for?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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