He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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