No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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