i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
