you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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