Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
