People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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