Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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