fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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