What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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