I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Pooping to opera.
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