"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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