Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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