You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she told me i tasted like america
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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