I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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