she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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