Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Randomize
