I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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