Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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