I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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