Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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