All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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