Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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