Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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