so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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