Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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