You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
