I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i think we sleep fucked last night...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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