I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Even the bartender felt bad for me
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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