My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize